“An Act Penalizing People who are Caught Walking on Public Places Bare-naked”
by
Gilbert B. dela Cruz
BSPE 3-1
Section 1.Short title – This act shall be known as “Publicity Act”.
Section 2.Declaration of State Policies – The state shall teach the people to always come up with the right attitude and manner in presenting themselves in public. The state shall enhance and manipulate its people in following simple rule and regulation in presenting themselves publicly.
Section 3.Rules and Regulations – Any person that is caught in public places almost naked shall be given penalties. If they are not presenting themselves in the right attitude and manner publicly they shall be given penalties on the offenses they make.
Section 4.Definition of Term – For purposes of this act, the following term is defined;
(a.) Publicity – refers to a malicious act of displaying own body in public.
Section 5.Penalties – any person that will be caught violating this act shall be punished by these offenses:
(a.) 1st offense – will be a reminder
(b.) 2nd offense – will be fine of 500 pesos
(c.) 3rd offense – will conduct community service or 1000 pesos
Section 6.Coverage – Any person in public that is not wearing a proper dress like shirts, “sando”, etc. and such malicious Act shall be punishable by this act.
Section 7.Separabilty Clause. If any provision coming from this Act is declared unconstitutional, the remaining other provisions shall not be affected thereof shall continue to be in effect.
Section 8.Repealing Clause. All laws, decrees, orders, rules and regulations and other issuances parts thereof, which are inconsistent with this act are hereby repealed or amended accordingly.
Section 9.Effectivity Clause. This act would gain its effectivity upon approval.
di ba may ganito na…
what exactly is bare naked? hehehe… is it pulling off some stunt by shedding some skin?
~BinmaR™
laganap nb ang mga tao na to kaya kailangan na natin isabatas to??
pano kung baliw????
barenaked hahahahha i like the way 8 sounds hahahaha
di ba meron na nean @_@
ayt ung nasa taas, panu kung mentally unstable ung “barenaked”?
…bare naked…hmm..i agree with them..madalas naman yung gumagawa nito ay wala sa katinuan…